Jo Or: Fb,twitter,instagram In The Time Of Moses, Abraham And Noah


NairaWall - July 24, 2014, 8:39 pm - submitted in Entertainment - 329 view(s)

The kinds of status we would be updating
on FB, Twitter & Instagram if we were in
the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into
a pillar of salt. # shaking
2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark,
the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions
keep staring at me weird. # Noahsvoyage
4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai.. miracles
be going down here.
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the
forbidden fruit. I mean who does that?
# smh
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love,
cant believe I served her father for 14 years
just to get her. Love u Rachel!
7. Some people are so cruel! Cain how do u
kill your own brother? # RIP Abel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long
day...Walking and preaching the gospel.
Now chilling with my brothers. These guys
are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah)
9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me...
# selfiewithramya 'll
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my
whatsapp messages. He still thinks I
cheated...Grow up duh�!
11. David: Guys this balcony is b b ...I can
see everything. Female anatomy 101 # word
12. Jezebel: Victoria's Secret is da bomb...
13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to
eat up those children. # Likeseriously ?
14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm
going to bring the roof down on this party.
15. Judas did what? That bro ain't
16. Two thieves with Jesus on the cross be
like: Selfie hanging out with Jesus # Crosstinz
17. Moses post on Israel crew group:
Crossing the Red sea on point
# Doroescaped.

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