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NairaWall - July 24, 2014, 8:39 pm - submitted in Entertainment - 329 view(s)

The kinds of status we would be updating
on FB, Twitter & Instagram if we were in
the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and
Abraham:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into
a pillar of salt. # shaking
2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I
come...
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark,
the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions
keep staring at me weird. # Noahsvoyage
4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai.. miracles
be going down here.
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the
forbidden fruit. I mean who does that?
# smh
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love,
cant believe I served her father for 14 years
just to get her. Love u Rachel!
7. Some people are so cruel! Cain how do u
kill your own brother? # RIP Abel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long
day...Walking and preaching the gospel.
Now chilling with my brothers. These guys
are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah)
9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me...
# selfiewithramya 'll
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my
whatsapp messages. He still thinks I
cheated...Grow up duh�!
11. David: Guys this balcony is b b ...I can
see everything. Female anatomy 101 # word
12. Jezebel: Victoria's Secret is da bomb...
13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to
eat up those children. # Likeseriously ?
14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm
going to bring the roof down on this party.
15. Judas did what? That bro ain't
loyal.#smh
16. Two thieves with Jesus on the cross be
like: Selfie hanging out with Jesus # Crosstinz
17. Moses post on Israel crew group:
Crossing the Red sea on point
# Doroescaped.

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